Monday, August 2, 2004


So i got to the 7-11 to discover i could only afford 1 round of vacuum cleaning. All of a sudden, my entire plan of attack took a vastly different turn. In order to maximize my 90 seconds of power-vac, i had to quickly triage the vehicle. Top priority: driver's seat car mats. 2nd: passenger side and a quick race through the back seat floor. Who cares about the crevices. Bye bye back seat.

With all that racing against the clock, i somehow managed to get the vacuum cleaner wrapped around my arm and it snaked away and starting sucking my shirt.

i'm not kidding.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

OK OK, so how does the story end? Did you get to clean some of the car? Are you going to keep us in suspense?