So i got to the 7-11 to discover i could only afford 1 round of vacuum cleaning. All of a sudden, my entire plan of attack took a vastly different turn. In order to maximize my 90 seconds of power-vac, i had to quickly triage the vehicle. Top priority: driver's seat car mats. 2nd: passenger side and a quick race through the back seat floor. Who cares about the crevices. Bye bye back seat.
With all that racing against the clock, i somehow managed to get the vacuum cleaner wrapped around my arm and it snaked away and starting sucking my shirt.
i'm not kidding.