Showing posts with label ones where i make a list. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ones where i make a list. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Five best books I read in 2011

Blame it on my smart girl glasses, but many people have this idea that I spend my evenings lounging around reading Rousseau, Thoreau, and Seuss (the doctor). I do love to read. I do love to write. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. But I don't read fiction, I don't read science fiction, I don't read mysteries, I don't read cookbooks, and I certainly don't read anything by Francine Rivers.

But I do read memoirs. Oh how I love them! In fact (and I promise you I did not plan this), my five favorite books from last year are all memoirs! So, in no particular order other than from first most favorite to fifth most favorite, I give you my five best books I read in 2011:


Five best books I read in 2011: 


#1 Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother by Amy Chua 


An incredibly fascinating book written by an articulate and hilarious Yale professor, Amy Chua, about parenting her two daughters the "Chinese way" even though they are Americans living in Hartford, Connecticut. 

My favorite part was when she gave back the sloppily written, amateurish birthday cards her daughters gave her because she knew they could do better. While I'm glad she is not my mother, she would have made for an interesting aunt. 


#2 The Last Lecture by Randy Pausch


Everyone can read this book. It's that short. I read the entire thing on a flight from Cincinnati to Orlando. But if you simply cannot do it, invest an hour and sixteen minutes of your life watching the actual last lecture: Achieving your Childhood Dreams.


Randy Pausch was a computer science professor at Carnegie Mellon. Normally these credentials would make someone as entertaining as a pinecone, but before becoming a professor, Randy Pausch was a Disney Imagineer. 


I read the book about a month before Steve Jobs died, so it's possible his story was even more poignant to me because of that. Interestingly, they both died far too young because of aggressive forms of pancreatic cancer. The Last Lecture was Randy's attempt to inspire his students and his young children on how to live their life. It's powerful and moving. Sadly, God is noticeably absent. If anything, Pausch himself (much like Jobs) have been deified instead.

#3 Decision Points by George W. Bush

President Bush was the first president I was old enough to vote on, so I was particularly interested to read about the eight years in office strictly from his perspective, without the media bias. And yes, there were grammatical mistakes, so I am confident he wrote it.

The book is not written chronologically, which drove the obsessive compulsive side of me positively nuts. Instead, it's written topically (stem-cell research, war in Afghanistan, 9/11, for example).

Here's what I know: I never, ever, want to be President of the United States. It is incredibly lonely and difficult at the top. I do, however, want to work at the White House. One day, I hope. If you can only read one chapter, read the one on 9/11.

One more thing--just read the whole book. He was our president, for pete's sake. Read it to see the sweet relationship between he and his mom. Read it to witness the power of a father/son relationship. His dad was the President and he followed in his footsteps, and they did not always agree. Learn from their experience with power, money, scrutiny, and family.

Most of all, learn about making decisions. Someone has to be the Commander in Chief. Learn about bringing clarity to a world and country in confusion. Whether you agree with his decisions or not, he was decisive and he led.

#4 Stories I Only Tell my Friends by Rob Lowe

Rob Lowe played "Sam Seaborn", speechwriter for the President, on The West Wing. He also played the guy who gave the little kid money to buy his dying mom shoes in the sappy Hallmark Christmas Shoes, but I doubt you've watched that.

My single complaint is that only one chapter is dedicated to The West Wing (the final chapter), but on the flip side you get to see Rob Lowe on the cover anytime you want, so that should be satisfaction enough.

I loved this book. It re-ignited my love of acting and theatre. It reminded me why I never pursued it, despite my passion. It showed the dark side of Hollywood.

Fun fact: Rob Lowe was on the same flight as the 9/11 hijackers doing their practice run. American Airlines Flight 77 was his standard flight to Washington during shooting of WW. He also dated Melissa Gilbert from Little House on the Praire. One more reason to be jealous of Laura.

#5 Bossypants by Tina Fey


I've been compared to Tina Fey on more than one occasion and frankly, I'm offended, given her very large arms.

This book is not PG, but it is hilarious. How could it not be? She is Tina Fey. I also read Ellen's book this year, but Tina's is funnier. Obviously. That's why it made the list. 

Desperately needing some text to write here to fill up the space because I can't shrink the stupid picture.


So there you have it. My five favorite books of 2011. And here's a list of all the books that made it into my handy Google doc, the authoritative source documenting my finished reading list:

  1. Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe by CS Lewis
  2. Decision Points by George W. Bush
  3. Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother by Amy Chua
  4. Heaven is for Real by Todd Burpo
  5. Next Generation Leader by Andy Stanley
  6. Virtual Leadership: Secrets from the Round Table by Jaclyn Kostner
  7. Bossypants by Tina Fey
  8. Principle of the Path by Andy Stanley
  9. The Last Lecture by Randy Pausch
  10. Enemies of the Heart by Andy Stanley
  11. 18 kids and counting by Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar
  12. A Love that Multiplies by Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar
  13. Seriously, I'm Kidding by Ellen Degeneres
And a host of books I didn't finish which will be added to my 2012 list: 
  • Walking Israel: A Personal Search for the Soul of a Nation by Martin Fletcher
  • The Heart and the Fist by Eric Greitens
  • Sway: Irresistible pull of irrational behavior by Ori Brafman
  • Onward: how Starbucks fought for its life without losing its soul by Howard Shultz 

Monday, January 2, 2012

Year in Review

I just closed the books on 2011, but this newfangled world of computers really means I clicked out of a browser. It's quite anti-climatic, really. And if you follow me on twitter (and really, you should) then you would already know that I purchased 38 lbs of Dunkin Donuts coffee last year which is roughly the equivalent of one pound a week for 38 weeks. But what is really noteworthy here is that I documented each and every purchase for the entire year. This means I can tell you every time I bought brussel sprouts. Or toilet paper. Or off-brand Splenda, because really kids, it tastes the same.

So in the spirit of recapping the minutia, a walk down 2011 lane.....


January

February
I got last place and lost my neck brace in the process
  • Spent Valentines weekend in New York City which is terribly romantic, a la Sleepless in Seattle, except it was a girls only weekend and I missed my flight home by exactly one minute and I haven't forgiven Delta because they closed the cabin door early
  • Went zip lining in Chiang Mai, Thailand
March
  • Drove a race car in Indy 
April
  • Said goodbye to my amazing Grandaddy
  • Royal Wedding!!! Yes, I woke up to watch it. Yes, I downloaded the Royal Wedding iPad app. Yes, I follow whatkatewore.com religiously. 
May
What happens when a company doesn't take electronic payment
  • Fulfilled a life long dream by watching a theatre production of The Sound of Music! (I dream small)
  • Paid my home insurance (5/23) the old fashioned way 
June
  • Casey Anthony Trial. My second most popular post of all time was The Daily Casey
  • Celebrated Ann Curry as the new co-anchor with Matt Lauer on the Today show!
July
  • Road trip to Charleston, South Carolina with my mom to celebrate dear friends getting married
  • Parallel parked in between existing cars for the first time. And only time. Boy was that stressful.
  • Watched the final launch in shuttle history
  • Tuned in to nasa.gov for way too long to watch the landing of Atlantis
August
  • Toured San Francisco with my dear friend Amanda and then went to WordCamp SF (and I still use Blogger, so clearly not the impact the conference was going for). 
  • First trip to India!! Still don't have words for that trip. Amazing. Life altering. 
September
  • Started a Tango class. Oh yes. I like strappy heels. I love to dance. And the very last line of this post is the best sentence I've ever written. 
October
  • Pumpkin oatmeal at every turn
  • This is my least favorite month. Always. 
November
  • Thailand. Again. Watched the very last Harry Potter movie on the flight without seeing most of the previous ones. Not a smart decision. 
December
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  • Ran a half marathon
  • Bought Christmas cards and stamps for nearly everyone I know. Wrote one card. Never mailed it.
  • Bought supplies to make homemade treats for my neighbors. Twice. Returned the supplies twice. 
  • Spent a week with my lovely family in Nashville and did not ride a horse or go country line dancing.

And there you have it. 2011 in review. But wait, there's more! In future posts you'll get the book list, the decisions list, and the oh-so-important 2012 strategic plan for a man which I will need your help with. Clearly. Since I started this in 2008. 

Question of the day: Do you have a year in review post? Share your link! I'd love to read it!

Monday, November 21, 2011

Bad Christian Tweets and other Twilight references

Spoiler alert: Bella marries Edward.
  • I never want to see a vampire give birth ever again. Ever.
  • Is it me or did the venom and morphine scenes take you back to riding Body Wars at Epcot, circa 1989?
  • Jackson Rathbone, love of my life, what happened to your hair?
  • Chess metaphor. Explain, please.
  • Bella is possibly the worst girlfriend/wife ever. You only get to love, honor, and cherish one man in your life. Pick one.
  • I love a house with nice architecture and design, but seriously Cullen family, would having a set of curtains kill you? (answer: no. because they are vampires and immortal. duh).
  • Let's be honest, there's probably no good way to portray werewolves having a conversation with each other. Did James Earl Jones do the voice over? I'm sure of it.
  • None of the luggage had any TSA stickers on them. What a scam. There's no way this story is real!
  • Hate to recycle old material, but point 5 still holds true. Men (if you're still reading): the fitted shirt. the rolled sleeves. you had me at hello.
  • My favorite scene was toward the beginning when Emmett walked by carrying an entire tree
  • Incredibly grateful that "hold on tight, spider monkey" has not been included in any future films.
  • If I ever get married in a forest, Alice is so planning my wedding. Those white droopy things were gorgeous.
  • Swing music at the reception! 
  • Current reigning champion for Worst Christian Tweet about the movie: "The only Breaking Dawn I'm looking forward to is the Breaking Dawn of my Savior." 

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Why you must travel

"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page." -St. Augustine

While I do not know if St. Augustine actually said this, I will continue to give him credit because my philosophy and theology are quite Augustinian in nature and more importantly it is very rude to disagree with a saint. Also, he uses 'book' and 'travel' in the same sentence: two-thirds of my holy trinity of books, travel, and coffee.

Ten years ago, I made my first trip out of the US. Since then, I have seen more countries than states. And now that Delta stamps my boarding pass with the coveted elite tag, I can make grandiose authoritative statements and feel even better about myself for doing so.

Eight Reasons Why You Must Travel (outside the United States):

8. Because the food tastes completely different than the same food does at Epcot and on International Drive

7. Because Americans have stereotypes and traveling helps you see how these are true

6. Because when you visit a person's home (country), you understand and know that person in a way you could never have otherwise

5. Because international flights give you unlimited complimentary drinks, personal televisions, and a folded blue eye mask (if you're lucky)

4. Because there is more than one way to drive on the road

3. Because you learn that you can do well with less

2. Because every person, from every nation, from every faith, has the image of God in them. And that's easy to forget when we only know people by they way they are portrayed in the news and movies. We need to look into their eyes, touch their hands, and see their beauty.

1. Because it's there

Friday, June 17, 2011

The Magic Hairbrush

A couple things happened this week that are so noteworthy that they deserve to be publicly archived. In no particular order:
  • Steak. Grilled and already sliced into sweet little steaky fingers. Thank you, Tyson, for creating this package of tasty goodness and then issuing a $1 off coupon. 27 seconds zapped in the microwave and dinner is served. Sounds disgusting, comes out smelling like cat food, but tastes like Heaven. That grand, glorious banquet table in the sky. 
  • Running. I have woken up and run every single morning this week. Please read that sentence again. (Selah). Frankly, I'm a little disappointed with myself that I am enjoying it so much. My little ritual goes something like this: the night before, lay out my running clothes. The next morning, after I lock the door, tie my keys into the laces of my shoes (it's a complicated ritual) and then walk to the corner and mutter "I hate running, I hate running, I hate running." Then, pick an Andy Stanley podcast and go. And if you don't know who Andy Stanley is, then you clearly don't follow me on Twitter. You punk.
  • Home Office. I just finished my first week of working 100% from home and let me tell you, I was created for this. I was created to work in yoga pants in an environment with a comfortably regulated temperature. In one week, I have accomplished things that were on my to-do list for months. And I am a list-checker-offer, so this is one happy girl.
  • Hair brush. I bought a new hair brush on amazon (at the same time I bought new cabin air filters for my car) and let me tell you, I am a new woman. I have hated my hair for 30 years and suddenly, I don't hate it anymore. All because of this magic hair brush. 

Monday, June 6, 2011

Indian food and dancin' the blues

Not going to lie. There was a little (big) part of me that thought all my casey anthony blogs would get swept up by the Orlando Sentinel or at the very least News 13. Then maybe, just maybe, Tina Fey would be visiting town, watch the local news, see my blog, and say "hey, she's funny. And we look alike." And then I could join the writing staff at 30 Rock.

So far, it hasn't happened.

I'm 3 days behind on the trial which exposes my inability to commit to television without a strong male lead. If only Jose Baez was Ryan Reynolds.

Since I wasn't Casey Anthony-ing, here's a little weekend summation:

  • Dinner at an Indian restaurant that was previously a Krystal. The inside still looked like a Krystal, except there was dark, heavy fabric and a picture of the Taj Mahal.
  • Swing dancing and then blues dancing. Blues is like the nirvana of all dances. I don't even know what that means, that's how other-worldly it is. If Jesus was like Santa (which He isn't), I would ask Him to bring me a man that blues dances. 
  • Bought lots of fresh fruit from Freshfield Farms and I think I want to make this a summer regularity. If you haven't been there, you should go because it looks like a barn. And every city girl needs a little farm oasis in the middle of downtown. Technically, SODO (South of Downtown). We're so hip. (Can I even be called a city girl if I'm from Orlando?)
  • Spent two hours reading by the pool and eavesdropping on all the conversations. I was lathered up with SPF 45 so I felt particularly armed in my crusade against skin cancer.
  • Great quality time with various girlfriends (Hi Shannon, Megan, Rachel, and Anna!)
  • Watched a movie that I can't for the life of me remember the name of but it reminded me how much I adore the ponytail and pencil skirt. Plus it took place in New York. Starred Rachel McAdams. Will someone please teach me how to do a good ponytail? Because let's face it. It's not going away. 
  • Most importantly, spent time worshipping God and being strengthened by His grace with communion. I wish we did that more often. Eating the bread and drinking the wine -- takes only a few seconds, but it's such a holy moment. If you are in the Orlando area and are looking for a church, I'd love for you to join me at UPC! I love this church. Love it. 
And now it's Monday. The end.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

stolen habits

It's been a while and I'm desperate to write something light and unimportant to get my mind off the heaviness of tsunamis and radiation, the near universal experience of death, piles of work, and frankly, Charlie Sheen. I'm sick of him.

And this is why I can't wait for William & Kate's wedding! (Yes I did have a picture of him in my high school locker).

So, without further ado (adieu?), I leave you with my Top 12 habits I stole from other people.

  1. Putting deodorant on after putting my shirt on. Brilliant. Goodbye white deodorant stains. (learned this from Andrea.)
  2. Coupon binder. (straight from Kathy.)
  3. Using my forearm (elbow to wrist) to measure for an easy way to calculate feet. (Thanks, mom! And apparently Leonardo da Vinci).
  4. Always round up in the budget. (that's you, Paul).
  5. Comet. (and I'm writing this on a Thursday night, Beth :)
  6. Listening to the "Wicked!" station on Pandora (stole this from a girl who I don't even know but have somehow gotten swept up into her little blog life and she recommended it. Her name is Julie. I sound like a stalker.)
Okay, I'm running out. And this is sounding lame. So I'll leave you with 6 habits that are distinctly mine:
  1. I never get on an airplane without having gummi bears or a gummi snack.
  2. I put the full date (month, day, year) in the top right hand corner almost every time I handwrite something.
  3. I like to be completely packed two days before any trip.
  4. I put on English subtitles whenever I watch movies.
  5. I give up really close to the finish line.


Tuesday, January 25, 2011

SOTU

In case you missed the State of the Union (shame on you.....all of my Canadian readers may continue reading shame free), here is a recap.
  1. Once upon a time we wanted to explore outer space and conquer that, too. But we weren't fast enough. Along came Sputnik. Darn you, Russians! But then we went to the moon. We showed them. Americans are innovators.
  2. Americans aren't finishing high school. China has students that continue to beat us in math and science. Darn you, Chinese! 
  3. No Child Left Behind didn't work. So we are going to stomp over them and Race To The Top. And only the innovators will get money. 
  4. If you dream it, you can do it. (Okay, that was Walt Disney)
  5. Your tax dollars govern the care of salmon in freshwater and saltwater. We do not know who governs salmon when it is smoked.
  6. You can drive across country faster than you can wait in a security line in the airport and get a full body pat down.
  7. It's time we start spending less than we make. We think this might help our deficit. 
  8. We do big things. America is big. We may be poorer than you, dumber than you, and we may cut our national defense budget (?!?!?!), but we are B-I-G.
God bless America.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

My five best decisions of 2010

So that I can sleep with a clear conscience tonight, allow me to state that I stole this concept (and blog title) directly from Russ Martin. If you don't know him, it means you probably don't live in Canada.

1. Coupon binder. I have a bright green binder loaded with coupons that I proudly lug through Publix every week. It's not embarrassing. Maybe it should be. But the Depression-era folks I shop with at my neighborhood store are pretty darn impressed by my reflection of "youth today." Last year, I saved $622.60 in coupons alone ($766.69 by shopping sales). I know this because I am a nerd and keep detailed lists.

2. Personal Development budget. I set aside money specifically for my personal enrichment and growth. I took a cooking class! Had a private lesson for swing dancing. Took two courses on Esther and Daniel, you get the idea. Essentially, I gave myself freedom to pursue things that inspire my soul.

3. Jazzercise. I'm mortified that I wrote it, but I would be lying if this did not make the list of best decisions in 2010. Jazzercise (hate that word) really does make exercise fun, oh-so-convenient (it's right after work in the next building), and it's free which means the $10 gym membership I was paying got transferred into a Netflix subscription and now I can tell you I have seen every episode in succession of Dick van Dyke for seasons 1-2.

4. The pencil skirt. 


5. Watch or read the news every day. Some of you may argue that The Today Show is hardly the news, but I beg to differ. I recorded and watched every episode M-F from 7-10 am and I can tell you that just tonight I took a Pew News IQ quiz and scored better than 96% of the public, which I attribute directly to the journalistic efforts of Matt Lauer.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

the weekend

My last blog was a month ago (to the day), but really, who's counting? So in an effort for me to get back that writin' feeling, here is an essay I like to call "What I did this weekend."
  1. Finally swept the garage (it's been 2 years).
  2. Reaffirmed that I want to sell a futon cushion. Haven't done anything about it other than writing this pitiful attempt at a sell.
  3. Finally decided on & purchased an art print for my living room (it's been 2 years). I'm not telling you which one it is yet (in case I hate it, or worse, if you hate it), but I will tell you that it is not the Mona Lisa. Or anything by Jackson Pollack. (but I was tempted because his name is Jackson. See previous blog entry).
  4. Began my creative art project for the hallway. I see a hammer, a level, and Christian curse words in my future.
  5. Re-highlighted all my favorite passages in the New Testament. Yes, yes I did this. Old Testament begins tomorrow. I am continually disappointed that highlighters fade in color.
  6. Cut out two coupons for pork loin because they were $1 off. I've never made pork loin, but I feel that it is an adult meal to have.
  7. Had a minor panic attack because all 3 of my journals are approaching the last few pages of their existence. My favorite work journal appears to be discontinued. If I can't find a replacement, I might as well die.
It was a numerical essay.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Twihard


Or....

Why Twilight is good for the soul.

  1. It's finally fashionable to stay out of the sun. More importantly, pale skin is in (this is good for me).
  2. It's okay if you aren't a good actor -- you can still make a lot of money (also good for me).
  3. It may not be werewolves and vampires, but it's good to be reminded that there's a spiritual world out there.
  4. The moral of the story for me is not "wait for an Edward"; rather, it's "don't be a Bella." Man, that girl is annoying. She pretty much does the opposite of whatever Edward (who always has her best interest in mind, by the way) asks her to do. Don't do that. Why he stays around is beyond me.
  5. Never underestimate the power of a tailored shirt (speaking mainly to my male readers here). A well-fitting shirt can make you hotter than Taylor Lautner and his serious six-pack.
  6. It's good -- not classic, but good -- literature and it means people are reading. Nearly anything that promotes a love of reading is going to get my stamp of approval. (And what a stamp that is).
  7. Moreover, it promotes critical thinking and analysis. Anyone who reads the books has an opinion: Jacob or Edward? Why? And saying "because Jacob is hot" is not enough. Teenage girls and women are learning to back up their opinions with legitimate reasons that they can point to in the text. This is an invaluable life skill. Better to learn it from theatric vampire pseudo-angst than never to learn it at all.
  8. Because we otherwise would never have known Jackson Rathbone.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

things of note

People are begging for a new blog. That's sweet.

I have so many in my head. You will not get those, at least until I am fully caffeinated. Until then, you will get this one.

Noteworthy events since my last blog:
  1. I wear boots. Not one day goes by when I am wearing boots that someone doesn't sing those boots are made for walking.... I like that.
  2. I want to re-paint my house. Again. This is not public knowledge.
  3. I have an herb garden. This means the last two weeks of freezing weather have consisted of my carrying for six potted plants like small children, bringing them out of the cold. I do not enjoy this. (bleak outlook for my future offspring)
  4. I have a space heater in my bedroom. I keep it on a baking pan because it makes me feel safer.
  5. I have been throwing away mail that was incorrectly delivered to me and was just informed on facebook that is a felony
  6. I have been planning to sell two bookcases worth of books but I am having emotional detachment issues. So the books are hidden behind my piano as a way to manage my withdrawl. But I still know they are there.
I will get back into blogging. That is a promise. If I am to be a writer, I must write (this is my self-help chant).

Thursday, August 27, 2009

for kristin


Today is my sister's birthday. In her honor, I will write a tribute of the things you probably do not know about Kristin......but should.
  1. She does not read my blog. She doesn't even hide the fact that she doesn't. I kind of love that about her.
  2. She writes like Walt Disney. It is very big. (you know my feelings about big). I don't think i've ever told her this before.
  3. In middle school I was once told, "if you ever grow up to look like your sister, then you'll be hot."
  4. Her first car was a huge, black Dodge Mirada and the steering wheel caught fire one time when she drove us to school. She would say "Mirada" really fast so people would think she drove a Miata instead. No one was fooled.
  5. She will cut in half every piece of chocolate in a Whitman's Chocolate Sampler to see what is on the inside instead of looking at the box lid. Then, she would mix up the chocolate, just to make me mad.
  6. I got my first job at the candy store in the Magic Kingdom just because that's where she had worked.
  7. Her middle name is "elizabeth" but to this day I still don't know if it's elizabeth with a "z" or elisabeth with an "s".
  8. She is impossible not to like. Everyone, everywhere, loves Kristin. I'm not even kidding.
  9. She's the only person in the world to fall asleep in a movie faster than I do.
  10. She probably doesn't know this, but she is my very best friend.