that's not even my domain. i know. think of something better and I'll post it.
Sunday, November 28, 2004
thoughts from a tree farm
buying a christmas tree is a lot like dating. too short, too round, too skinny, too hairy, too smelly, not smelly enough. and then, whatever you pick out, is bound to be dead in a month.
You forgot one more comparison...if a girl brings home a, uh, tree, she has to make sure she feeds him, I mean, it. But the benefit (for both, mind you) is that she gets to dress him, uh, it in ways that are unnatural, but nice too.
You are too cynical. Like a tree which is planted....roots and all, you see....it takes time for a relationship to grow. It has to be FED, NURTURED. Chop it off at the base and it will eventually die. Roots are good things!
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You forgot one more comparison...if a girl brings home a, uh, tree, she has to make sure she feeds him, I mean, it. But the benefit (for both, mind you) is that she gets to dress him, uh, it in ways that are unnatural, but nice too.
You are too cynical. Like a tree which is planted....roots and all, you see....it takes time for a relationship to grow. It has to be FED, NURTURED.
Chop it off at the base and it will eventually die.
Roots are good things!
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