I've had a feeling that one my neighbors has been using our apartment gym for free cable. It doesn't matter what time of the day I go, she and her daughter are there. She's always on the machines, but she never looks sweaty.
Today, my suspicion was confirmed. This afternoon I saw her walk in the gym wearing dress clothes and a pack of newspaper clippings to cut coupons.
I felt strangely vindicated, just by staring at her.
Book her, Danno.