Starbucks guy: Hey doll.
me: [thinking] (This conversation is getting blogged. No matter how uninteresting our dialogue might be, this--this thing here--this is getting blogged. He called me a doll.)
Starbucks guy: What can I get you?
me: I'd like a grande, non-fat half-caff latte. 3 Splenda. No-foam but with whip.
Starbucks guy: That's a pretty pretentious drink you've got there
me: I know what I like
Starbucks guy: Can I get a name for the order?
me: Karin. And that's Karin with an "I"
Starbucks guy: You're pretty intense, you know that?
- time to pay -
Starbucks guy: Whoa. Did you just give me exact change? Down to the penny?
me: Actually, I need fifty cents back. I gave more so I could have two quarters back
Starbucks guy: I should've figured.