Sunday, February 10, 2008

Valentine's Day Special

Dear eHarmony,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you email me one more time,
I will punch you in the face.

4 comments:

Amanda Lomonaco said...

You should do it. I wonder who they would try to match you with then? Mike Tyson? I hear he's single;-).

Love ya, friend. Hope you have a great weekend with your sis and your Emily (and Jacob, too). -A

jim said...

you just made me laugh so hard i almost choked on my chex mix!

drh said...

Now write an eHarmony haiku.

rocky said...

that's hot.