Yep, you read that right. Such needless drama all these years. The missing ingredient? My own kitchen.
I'm sure you naysayers are skeptical on the menu. Tonight's dish: cilantro chicken over a bed of rice and green beans sprinkled with parmesan & romano, served with Turkish tea. I consider this a marked improvement over the last time friends came over for dinner.
- No blood? Check!
- No exploding liquids? Check!
- No mad dashes to the internet to look up how-to videos on chopping vegetables and teaspoon conversions? Check, Check!