Nerd alert

For Paul (and Frank James).

I scored 9 out of 10 and only had to cheat once.


More about John Calvin at Calvin 500

i'm over qualified to date

Oh faithful readers, never say I do not listen to your requests. I have nothing compelling of my own to share and so I resort to (drumroll, please) a quiz!

Not exactly the PhD I was hoping for.

You Have Your PhD in Men

You understand men almost better than anyone. You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well. Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful.

How Well Do You Understand Men?

At least I approve of his name

Why do I take these quizzes??? The common thread running through them all is that I'm cynical, aloof, hard to get and I communicate like a man.

No mystery there.

Thanks, Patricia, for the goods.

Which Office Character Are You?
	You are Ryan. You are extremely smart and perceptive, and it irritates you to no end when inferior people try to tell you what to do. Sometimes, though, your critical eye makes you come off as aloof and bitter to others, and it may take awhile for people to get to know you.
Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com

why i'm not applying to the counseling program

You Communicate Like a Man

When you communicate, you like to get to the point. You're not afraid to say what's on your mind - and leave it at that. Talking about your emotions drains you. You rather keep them to yourself. You prefer solving problems to wallowing in your sorrows.

Do You Communicate Like a Man or a Woman?

Move over Hillary

It's a new year which means I spend my free time trying to figure out what I'm going to do with my life. Luckily, the Internet knows the answer.

You Should Be a Politician

Confident, assertive, and dedicated - you know what you want in life and how to get it. Stubborn and opinionated, you can stand your ground... even if it's unpopular. And while you have strong views, you never overwhelm people with your opinions. A true charmer, you subtly influence people into seeing things your way. You do best when you: - Work according to your own rules - Can change the world with what you do You would also be a good lawyer or talk show host.

What Should You Be When You Grow Up?

I always knew I was meant for Stars Hollow

Which Gilmore Girls Character Are You?
	You are Lorelai. You are energetic, perky, and witty, but sometimes your unique sense of humor can confuse people. You are well-liked by all, but you have trouble with commitment.
Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com

jittery

These quizzes are getting out of control. How are they always true????

I hope my boss is reading this so he can see that my Starbucks addiction is no joke. Go ahead,take the 15 second quiz. What kind of coffee are you? (Andrea already took it and she's a Frappucino. Sugary sweet. I knew it. I told you these quizzes are always right).

You are a Black Coffee

At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptableAt your worst, you are: cheap and angsty You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it Your caffeine addiction level: high

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

O'Brien

To my Irish brother in law:

You Belong in Dublin

Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions. You're the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl... or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town.

What European City Do You Belong In?

I think this is true, except I was hoping for London or Budapest or Prague. Nevertheless, I've been in the Dublin airport and I have to say, I felt right at home.

i am bi-polar

You are a part Pint of Beer. You're happy with who you are. Sure, you may not be the 'sophisticated' and 'refined' type, but at least you're real. You don't let the little things get to you, and you have a good time no matter what life throws at you. Keep it up.

You are a part Fine Glass of Wine. You are sophisticated and refined, but also complicated and hard to deal with. Not everyone loves you, but those who do swear that you're the coolest thing since sliced bread. One of these days the people that matter will understand you. Until then, you will be sitting on your throne as the distinguished product that not everyone has the taste to appreciate. What kind of drink are you?

valentine

Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)

Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic

What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays

Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get

what does your candy heart say?

personality quiz results

"You are cryptic, yet that's what makes you intriguing. You have a mixed personality and you are always up for adventure."

Confession: The grammar was wrong in the results, and so I had to edit. Should I have said "edit it"? Because that just looks funny.

Also, I do not think I am cryptic. And adventurous I am not. This quiz is a scam.