Tuesday, July 13, 2004

palm beach county

everything strange happens in palm beach county. the 2000 election proved they can't vote and ever since then, the most bizarre things seem to happen right there in the armpit of the united states.

did i mention that's where my sister lives?

i was listening to the news this morning and, of course, palm beach county made the headlines. a resident accidentally let his pet tiger loose and animal control sent out a warning to be on the lookout.

ever looking out for others, an elderly lady in a pink cadillac offered to animal control her pet pig as tiger bait. they said it wasn't necessary.

i called my sister to let her know Tony the Tiger was afoot. She nonchalantly replied, "oh, i know. that's jim's [her friend] uncle's next-door neighbor."

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