i got a "new job" at work. now, i'm the go-to girl for all things finance. (former math teachers, i really hope you're not reading this. i'm no better today at decimals and fractions than i was 10 years ago).
translation for this new promotion: data-entry girl.
to which i bow to the wisdom of Friedrich Nietzsche when he said, "is life not a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?"