A roommate dialogue
Karin: Oh, I forgot to tell you! While I was getting my pedicure tonight, the funniest thing happened! Here, let me demonstrate. [Karin proceeds to act out getting her feet massaged. Legs raised in the air]
Andrea: Wait. Weren't you wearing a skirt?
Karin: Yes.
Andrea: So.....you were flashing her?
Karin: Is that why she put a towel over my legs?!
Andrea: Yes. I've never been given a towel.
Karin: Anyways, that's not the point. Back to the story.....
Andrea: Why were your legs in the air?
Karin: Because she was massaging them.
Andrea: Mine never go in the air.
Karin: Oh. Well, mine weren't actually all the way up in the air. They were resting on her chest.
Andrea: What?!
Karin: It was awkward.
7 comments:
That's quite possibly they funniest dialogue I've heard in a very long time. Wow.
That is so funny and really embarassing! Did you wonder if she could see up your skirt? They have put my feet up high before but I am always wearing pants. They usually have to do that when they are using the scraper. Did they use the scraper on you?
-Lindz
Wow that sounds like you had quite the adventure with the pedicure. Now im curious what the original story you were trying to tell Andrea was.
Oh the horror!! I hate pedicures for this very reason. No one seems to ever experience the awkward embarassment that I do in these situations. Hooray for solidarity! I think they should be grateful I even took the time to shave my legs for them.
-Cindy
oh my GOSH...hilarious!! This would only happen to you, Karin ;)hehe. - Ktown
Oh Karin, what are we going to do with you?!?
Is it possible to have an overdose of funny? Three great posts in a row! I'm in blogger heaven :P
Maybe stand-up comedy is in your future! Thank you for he humorous outlook on almost everything you do. It is funny the way you can zone out when getting a pedicure and then you think aobut it later and ...hello! Laughter doeth good...like a medicine...and you always make me forget to take the advil! Keep blogging. We all need it
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