A roommate dialogue
Karin: Oh, I forgot to tell you! While I was getting my pedicure tonight, the funniest thing happened! Here, let me demonstrate. [Karin proceeds to act out getting her feet massaged. Legs raised in the air]
Andrea: Wait. Weren't you wearing a skirt?
Andrea: So.....you were flashing her?
Karin: Is that why she put a towel over my legs?!
Andrea: Yes. I've never been given a towel.
Karin: Anyways, that's not the point. Back to the story.....
Andrea: Why were your legs in the air?
Karin: Because she was massaging them.
Andrea: Mine never go in the air.
Karin: Oh. Well, mine weren't actually all the way up in the air. They were resting on her chest.
Karin: It was awkward.