Wednesday, May 3, 2006

pedicure, part II

A roommate dialogue

Karin: Oh, I forgot to tell you! While I was getting my pedicure tonight, the funniest thing happened! Here, let me demonstrate. [Karin proceeds to act out getting her feet massaged. Legs raised in the air]
Andrea: Wait. Weren't you wearing a skirt?
Karin: Yes.
Andrea: So.....you were flashing her?
Karin: Is that why she put a towel over my legs?!
Andrea: Yes. I've never been given a towel.
Karin: Anyways, that's not the point. Back to the story.....
Andrea: Why were your legs in the air?
Karin: Because she was massaging them.
Andrea: Mine never go in the air.
Karin: Oh. Well, mine weren't actually all the way up in the air. They were resting on her chest.
Andrea: What?!
Karin: It was awkward.

7 comments:

Zach said...

That's quite possibly they funniest dialogue I've heard in a very long time. Wow.

Anonymous said...

That is so funny and really embarassing! Did you wonder if she could see up your skirt? They have put my feet up high before but I am always wearing pants. They usually have to do that when they are using the scraper. Did they use the scraper on you?
-Lindz

Jon said...

Wow that sounds like you had quite the adventure with the pedicure. Now im curious what the original story you were trying to tell Andrea was.

Anonymous said...

Oh the horror!! I hate pedicures for this very reason. No one seems to ever experience the awkward embarassment that I do in these situations. Hooray for solidarity! I think they should be grateful I even took the time to shave my legs for them.
-Cindy

Anonymous said...

oh my GOSH...hilarious!! This would only happen to you, Karin ;)hehe. - Ktown

Jeremy said...

Oh Karin, what are we going to do with you?!?

Is it possible to have an overdose of funny? Three great posts in a row! I'm in blogger heaven :P

Anonymous said...

Maybe stand-up comedy is in your future! Thank you for he humorous outlook on almost everything you do. It is funny the way you can zone out when getting a pedicure and then you think aobut it later and ...hello! Laughter doeth good...like a medicine...and you always make me forget to take the advil! Keep blogging. We all need it