kermit

this is not a lie.

there has been a green frog glued to my window since at least 7:15 this morning and it has not gone away. i am very disturbed by this because his stomach is starting to turn brown, like the inside of an avocado. since i live on the 3rd floor, this is even more alarming. especially because he is near the top of the window, directly at eyesight. however, since it is a frog, part of me wonders if it could be my prince charming.