What happened to May?@!?*!&

I'm beginning to think I am dangerously close to losing all my faithful blog readers. I have even traveled to the other side of the globe to teach how not to do the very thing I am doing. Oh the shame! Know that I have missed our interactions. I would like to think that my lack of posting has been because my antics have subsided. That is not the case. Nor is it because I suddenly have an interesting life and I am spending my life, say, living it. Alas, I have no excuse save one: our internet connection at home is password protected and I am password-less. Try as I may, I cannot crack the code.

Wanted: One very intelligent computer network guru who can hook a girl up with her own internet connection she is paying for. Single, a plus. Must be willing to endure a series of network-related questions such as, "If the Internet is in cyberspace, why can't I use it on an airplane?". The ability to fix a falling light fixture is an added bonus.

During my lack of interneting, I have passed the time in the following ways:

• Successfully used the oven. twice
• Started running again. Saw a snake. Stopped running outside.
  
• Cut, organized, re-wrote, and color coded recipes
• Learned my apartment has been bought by a man with the first name of "Second"
• Discovered I have a thing for plaid bermuda shorts

If this computer thing can get fixed, I really think I'll be a better blogger. Either that, or all of you need to get on Facebook. Seriously.