that's not even my domain. i know. think of something better and I'll post it.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Holiday Want Ad
In light of upcoming holiday festivities and an increasingly elderly grandfather,
Wanted: a Thanksgiving date.
Male, Southern (preferably from Georgia), Baptist, (Southern Baptist a plus), preference given to those in the law or medical profession. Military experience favored. Must converse freely over sports, politics, and rising gas prices.
As my Thanksgiving date, you will inherit the full benefits of my cooking. Also, there will be a boat.