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Wednesday, July 9, 2008
let-down
It is a sad realization to discover that the 10-piece screwdriver set from Lowes that mysteriously appeared in my mailbox this morning did not come from a secret admirer, like I had hoped, but instead came from my sister.
I didn’t realize that Lowe’s sold orange juice. Why would they leave it in a mailbox? I can figure out one of the other pieces. What were the other eight?
Karin, my love, please accept this bouquet of screwdrivers. I hope you don't mind that I tracked you down like this. I saw you looking for crown molding last week. I was too shy to say hello then, but I must make the connection now. I'm not a smart man; I've never set foot in a liberry. However, I know exactly where the molding can be found -- in fact I can show you anything you desire in Lowes.
would you really want to date a guy who left you screwdrivers as a present?????? breath a sigh of relief lady....a mysterious redneck isn't stalking you
i'm afraid everyone else is right. it's a good thing they weren't left by a secret admirer. besides no one ever said the way to a womans heart is a screwdriver set!?! higher standards karen, at least hold out for a power tool!
Well, I met your dad in the Sears Catalog (dept).....stranger things could happen! He is actually one of the outstanding people on earth, don't you think?! Just keep letting God direct your path. You do not need for the planets to line up in order for your paths to cross.
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awww...i was so sure it was spinach-loving asian lindy boy.
I didn’t realize that Lowe’s sold orange juice. Why would they leave it in a mailbox? I can figure out one of the other pieces. What were the other eight?
Karin, my love, please accept this bouquet of screwdrivers. I hope you don't mind that I tracked you down like this. I saw you looking for crown molding last week. I was too shy to say hello then, but I must make the connection now. I'm not a smart man; I've never set foot in a liberry. However, I know exactly where the molding can be found -- in fact I can show you anything you desire in Lowes.
Please meet me by the hot dog stand.
would you really want to date a guy who left you screwdrivers as a present?????? breath a sigh of relief lady....a mysterious redneck isn't stalking you
Karin, you're scaring me. You were hoping that a screwdriver set was delivered by a secret admirer?
You're not writing love letters to prisoners or anything like that, right? Or worse, using eHarmony.com?
I'm telling you--you should let me set you up (heh heh heh)!
i'm afraid everyone else is right. it's a good thing they weren't left by a secret admirer. besides no one ever said the way to a womans heart is a screwdriver set!?! higher standards karen, at least hold out for a power tool!
Well, I met your dad in the Sears Catalog (dept).....stranger things could happen!
He is actually one of the outstanding people on earth, don't you think?!
Just keep letting God direct your path. You do not need for the planets to line up in order for your paths to cross.
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