Last week, I scored a Harvard t-shirt at my local Goodwill.
Which leads me to my very favorite quote from Good Will Hunting:
See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own, and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are 2 certainties in life. One, don't do that. And two, you dropped $150 grand on a f*%*ing education you could have gotten for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.