Monday, September 13, 2004

invasion

my apartment has had sugar ants for over a year. Except i think these ants are on the Adkins Diet. They bypass our sweet stash of stale chocolate morsels and gourmet jelly bellies and head straight for Andrea's Raisin Bran.

But they also show up licking her toothpaste in the bathroom.

So they're healthy and hygienically concerned. What a model pest.

4 comments:

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Andrea said...

Notice who is the healthy, hygienically-concerned model roomate :)

Anonymous said...

it is strange that "the healthy, hygienically-concerned model roomate" is the one attracting the pests; healthy hygienically minded pests that they are.

i also want to recommend that you both avoid the chocolately morsels and jelly beans cuz if ant's wont even eat them then there is something horribly horribly wrong.

-Jon

Jeremy said...

Let's just hope that being as hygenically conscious as they are, that the ants don't decide to use your toothbrush as well. Imagine waking up one morning and finding a little black thing crawling around in it... or even worse -- noticing it when you spit out your toothpaste! Eeeww!

Well, hopefully I haven't made you too paranoid!