Things Andrea taught me in the past 20 minutes:
1. Using Windex on the bathroom lightbulbs probably caused them to burn out. Especially because I cleaned them with a paper towel. With the lights on. Then the towel burned.
2. No matter how often I flip a certain light switch, the fan will never come on.
3. That using Duct Tape to kill ants in the pantry is just weird.