I think the stove is the most deceptive kitchen appliance. Did you know that it smells the same whether something is cooking on the right burner or not?
I think i'm spatially dyslexic. For some reason, i consistently turn on the wrong burner whenever i try to cook something. Er, boil water. I only "cook" spaghetti.
They really should label those buggers better.
I'm starting to believe this ranks as one of the top worst things to happen to me. weekly.