an open letter to all those interested in dating my roommate or in setting her up:
1) you're annoying. stop.
2) assume she's not interested in you or in your "friend." in fact, she probably isn't. especially after i explain how annoying you are.
3) if you're reading this and thinking i'm not talking about you......you're wrong.
6 comments:
I've got the perfect person for her! Just kidding. :)
I was gonna say, next time you two are up in Nashville, I've got someone you should meet...
Boy, now who's annoying? Hmfff.
# 3 should say "unless you are a girl."
unless you've got some explaining to do?
hey, i'm in orlando...wanna hang? call me (same number as before:))
Hmm...she gets kind of fiesty when I'm gone. All inquiries can be directed straight to me.
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