Voicemail from my sister:
"Don't take this the wrong way, but I really think you should do eHarmony. People get to know you through writing, which I think would work out better for you than face to face. I mean, I'd do it, but I don't think it would go over too well with the current relationship."
Love you too, sis.
p.s. In other things of note, a co-worker complimented me today on matching, only furthering my insecurities on how much of a rarity this actually is.