It all started in 2008 with a two-part strategic plan: Date in '08. He's mine, '09. Never one to be beat down by failure ("fail often, fail quickly" I say), I began the next year with Try Again in 2010. And then 2011 came. A much more difficult year because eleven is a stupid word. I don't know anyone named Evan, I dislike the name Kevin, and that left me with "no bread with leaven" (not gonna happen) or "focus on heaven in 2011." A clear winner because Jesus smiled.
Which leads me to year five: 2012. The year we are all going to die, according to the Mayan calendar.
And so I turn to you, dear readers, to help me with my slogan.
Date in '08
He's mine, '09
Try again in 2010
Focus on Heaven in 2011
Look, this makes a pyramid! (Mayan reference)