Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The Daily Casey

I'm starting a new series around here because if there is one thing we have a shortage of, it's news about Casey Anthony.

Since we are currently on day 17 / day 6 of the trial, a re-cap.

  • The trial began with a bang or a bombshell, depending on your news network of choice. The State is resting its case on a scrap of rare duct tape; the Defense its case on a bizarre twist of daddy drama and accidental drowning.
  • I professed my love for Judge Belvin Perry, Jr. on Twitter, which pretty much means that if you are smart, no-nonsense, fair, and efficient, you will win my heart. Even if your name is Belvin.
  • Casey's hair is incredibly long. Like, freakishly long. 
  • For the love, you live in Florida. Why do you have an above ground swimming pool? Didn't we go over this already
  • On why grandmother's should not use social media: May 28 quote of the day, "I had no idea MySpace was everybody's space." 
  • Casey suffered from irregular periods, much like her mother. And now we are all just a little more uncomfortable. 
  • May 31 quote of the day, "Zanny the Nanny" in triplicate.
Question to the jury (that's you): What have I missed? 

8 comments:

Jill H said...

Love it! Keep 'em coming.

Judi-CAJ said...

I thought you were being a bit absurd, but your take on the situation is actually quite to the point and entertaining. I love Belvin Perry too!

rachel said...

If these are your Casey Anthony type updates, keep 'em coming.

~Praying Through Life~ said...

Where's my quote...you didn't think that I'd read this, did you, lol ;)

Toothers said...

You are such an entertaining writer. I love it. I need to check in with you and get the latest on this case.

Anonymous said...

I just figured out which one was Caylee Anthony and which one was Casey Anthony. Good to see you today!

running shoes said...

or Jorab!

Unknown said...

I was watching something on fox tonight (network. Not news.) and all their 10 o'clock news promos referred to themselves as "#1 for Casey Coverage!" new tagline?

Whatever. I'd rather read this. Thanks for keepin it real.

Also, we had an above ground swimming pool when I was a kid. But what do you expect from Lake County? =)